In an earlier post, I commented on my absence from blogging during the first two-thirds of 2007. In addition to posting no content during that time (thankfully, my blogging partner Rod Heggy kept the TerraX fires burning during my sabbatical), I made very few visits to other sites in the blogosphere. So now that I’m back, I’ve been catching up on what I missed at some of my favorite blogs.
Of course, one of my favorites is the political satire blog, Jon Swift. “Jon” describes himself as a “reasonable conservative” who gets his news from Fox, Limbaugh and Leno. I wrote a review of Jon Swift last year: “What If Archie Bunker Were a Blogger?” Catching up on Jon’s posts of the last few months, I excerpted these choice morsels:
• In “The Torture Race,” commenting on U.S. interrogation techniques since the advent of the war on terror, Swift explains the “morality gap”:
As long as we can say the terrorists are worse than we are, we have the moral high ground. But we cannot let them get too much worse than us or there will be a morality gap … So we need to stay just one small step behind the enemy in the torture race. If they ratchet up their interrogation techniques, we need to ratchet up ours, making sure that they always stay just a little bit more evil than us so that we can retain our moral superiority.
Finally, an explanation of the present administration’s escalation of torture tactics that makes sense!
• When President Bush vetoed expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP), Swift wrote, in “Bush to Kids: Grow Up!”:
While our enemies are preparing their youth to fight future jihads, we are lagging behind, pampering our kids and conditioning them to depend on the government. With this veto the President has stood up to Congress’ plans to turn more of our children into wards of the state by expanding SCHIP and started weaning them off of government dependence. Toughening up our children will make sure they are up to the task of fighting the wars of the future.
• In the same piece, Swift adds:
It’s better they learn now that the reason we have the best health care in the world is that we don’t just give it away to anyone. Imagine how unprepared our children would be when they grow up and discover that many adults don’t get to have any health care at all.
• In another post, Swift returns to the topic of health care:
Conservatives would rather struggle and be faced with terrible health care choices than to have no choice at all, which is what would happen under socialized medicine. Living in a free society means having the freedom to go into debt trying to pay for the cost of health care and having the choice to quit your job and take a job you hate because it offers health insurance … People who live in societies that have socialized medicine don’t have these kinds of choices.
• When Gen. David Petraeus testified before Congress about progress in Iraq since “the surge,” Swift wrote that “Surges Take Time”:
Would [Petraeus testify] that the surge, a plan that he was one of the principal architects of, was a failure or a brilliant success? No one had any idea what his verdict would be on how good a job he has been doing at executing his own plan. … Petraeus finally gave us his objective analysis. The surge, he said unexpectedly, has been a surprising success and he praised the progress he has made in Iraq.
… But surges take time, Petraeus pointed out. … Did anyone say that the surge would be quick, moving like advancing waves or an unexpected increase in electric current? Surges, of course, don’t work that way.
Actually, the title said it all.
Is Jon Swift serious in the views he shares? Swift gets about a thousand readers a day (!), and one of the most fun things about his blog is reading that very question debated among his (sometimes clueless) readers in the comments section.
Even if Jon is dead serious about being a “reasonable conservative,” I have proof positive that he is capable of tongue-in-check moments. You see, when the 2007 Weblog Awards began accepting nominations last month, Jon immediately nominated Terra Extraneus as the world’s best law blog. What a cut-up! Come on, Jon, you’re killing me here.